So there is something worse than the nine hour bus ride to get to
Hampi, the twelve hour bus ride to leave it... but more on that later.
Hampi, much like
Las Vegas, mixes together elements that one would not expect to work together but does so quite well. 'The world's largest living World Heritage Site' has hundreds of temples (idle and active), thousands of tourists (and attendant souvenir shops), a few sleepy villages (and attendant wandering livestock), and these rock formations you can stare at for hours, even if you aren't on drugs. You can see the major sites in a day or two but easily stay longer for the pseudo-western food and the calm. After
Bengaluru, the peace and quiet of
Hampi was almost unnerving. I just don't know how to operate without touts following me - seems ... unnatural. Some people come and never leave their guesthouses (one of the villages north of the river allows alcohol - most of these people stay there).
The lesson I learned from taking the "sleeper bus" that runs overnight from
Hospet to Goa is ...don't take the sleeper bus from
Hospet to Goa. You may want to consider taking regular public transport and breaking your journey in
Hubli - it will cost about the same and you can arrive in both
Hubli and you
Goan city of choice at reasonable (daylight) hours. And you may be able to feel your feet when you get there. Or take the train. A big part of me wants to demand 20% of my fare back for the simple reason that my "sleeper berth" was only about 80% of my height (for the strangers that stumble upon this, I'm five feet - 1.5m- tall). I expected it to be really bad - and it was worse.
Do Not take the night bus to Goa - that is all.
Goa is actually quite lovely. The beach at
Benaulim (near
Margao)

isn't the cleanest I've seen but you do have the huge stretch of white sand fringed with palms (and thatch-roof bars) promised in the "Tour Goa" posters. Most of the hawkers seem to be from
Karnataka - they only come to Goa for the high season so they'll be heading home soon and they seem happy about that. There's some pressure to buy but their hearts just aren't in it this late in the game. I think maybe the proper souvenir shop folks stay a bit longer because they're still all over you (at least for the first few days). Unlike
Varkala, swimming seems to be safe(
ish) here and the water is nice and warm. Can't imagine it's any good for diving or snorkeling but it sure is nice to look at. Due to my laziness, an the fact my train north leaves from
Margao, I'll be heading back to
Benaulim...

...after a quick tour of north and central Goa whilst based in
Panaji. I had a spot of bother finding a clean, affordable place to stay here in
Panaji so I opted for clean and will be staying four days instead of six. (I miss my post-beach ice cream cone - it's best to hurry back).
Panaji reminds me of
Kochi with all the colorful, colonial-era buildings and lovely (if pricey) dining options. They seem to have done a bit better at maintaining (or restoring) the colonial leftovers which balances out the lack of seafront. You can walk along the river for a good stretch (a promenade was built for the film festival) but it's right next to the very busy main road which detracts significantly from the experience. You're better off wandering the old quarter if you want some peace. Or heading to Old Goa for the day. It's

rather popular with Indian package tourists (which is just fun in and of itself) but the grounds are well maintained and it's interesting to see such a variety of architecture in such a small area. The Museum of Christian Art is worth visiting also both for the art and the novelty of not having to pay a foreigner's admission fee. Much of the 'in-country' art shows a definite Indian influence (people with Indian features, Hindu deities or icons), understandable given it was produced by Hindu artists but still a bit surprising. It's also worth buying the booklet at the ticket desk - it has photos and more in-depth histories on some of the artifacts. My photos probably wouldn't have turned out anyway.